Nov 13 2008
“Men” and “mankind” apparently not being defined to include “ambulatory wombs.”
After having spent my adult life variously not being a mom, being a married mom, being a single mom, being a mom who stayed at home and being a mom who worked outside the home, I have come to the conclusion that if you are a fertile woman of childbearing years, no matter what you’re doing in terms of marriage and motherhood and career, you’re wrong. To wit:
1. You’re married, you get pregnant, choose to give birth, and decide to stay at home with the baby.
Lazy! Self-indulgent! and just GIVING away all the advances women have made in terms of career equality! Get a job!
2. You’re married, you get pregnant, choose to give birth, and decide to work outside the home without the baby.
Selfish! It isn’t all about YOU and YOUR fulfillment anymore, you have a child to think of now! you just don’t want to have to live within your means! You need to raise your OWN child!
3. You’re married, you get pregnant and choose to have an abortion.
Murderer! If you didn’t want to have kids you should have gotten your tubes tied! If you have a husband and a home, there is no excuse for not stepping up to the plate and carrying that life you created to term!
4. You’re married and you choose not to get pregnant.
Immature! Self-centered! Look at Europe–do you want to see our culture crash too? It isn’t all about you, you have a duty to society! It’s time to GROW UP and take on your responsibilities!
5. You’re not married, you get pregnant, choose to give birth, and decide to stay at home with the baby.
Leech! It isn’t society’s responsibility to care for your child conceived due to your irresponsible behavior! Get out there and get a job!
6. You’re not married, you get pregnant, choose to give birth, and decide to work outside the home without the baby.
Slut! Our culture is collapsing because of the explosion of all you single mothers! Why didn’t you give that baby to a real family that could raise it properly instead of shoving it off onto strangers!
7. You’re not married, you get pregnant and choose to have an abortion.
Slut! And now you think it’s okay to take another human life so you can just erase your careless, selfish behavior! You spread your legs, now you need to step up the the plate and take your medicine like an adult!
8. You’re not married and you choose not to get pregnant.
What’s wrong with you? Are you that ugly and unpleasant that no man wants to commit to you, or are you just a selfish whore?
