Nov 14 2008
Oh, no. I’m moving. To another planet if necessary. This has gotta be the Last Straw.
From Ampersand:
Longtime “Alas” community member Jake Squid sent me this. Jake’s workplace recently installed hand scanners, which replace the old punch-card system for workers checking in and out of work. (The advantage for the company is, you can’t ask a friend to scan your hand for you).
The company that manufactures the hand-scanning system gave Jake’s employer this letter, to reproduce and distribute to their employees. This is not a prank; this letter is real.

Words simply fail me.
(Hat tip: Pandagon)
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